Nether realms
Welcome to the Nether Realms/
Of rap, where the spirits/
Of dead lyricists are hidden within mirrors/
Yeah, just stare in one & in a single second/
you're possessed by the wackness/
The catch is the masses/
Could never tell/
You dropped the shot pump/
Now you want to job hunt/
The label giving you a shot just/
Do what they want huh?/
Even if they say I'll go to the top of/
This building, you go out side, chill then/
Catch this kettle bell/
First just sign waiver/
Then hold this sign saying,/
"I made it."/
You nod, he smiles thinking,/
"It never fails."/
Wishes and fairy tales/
Sold as they hunt in bushes for furry tails/
Or on the road, Brooklyn to ATL/
To drag you to the Nether Realms/
—Welcome to the Nether Realms!—/
Where they sleep in castles with pillows that are peacock-feather-filled/
& have pet armadillos with leather shells/
They hail whatever sells/
They'll put you on a ship in a storm & laugh as the hail severs the sails/
Jail you & burn the bail/
Kill & serve the will/
Steal a fortune & warn 'em, like, "Don't say jack, Pat, just turn the wheel!"/
And lead a rat pack of pack rats/
Who pack gats & stack racks in knapsacks/
& clack-clack, clap catz/
Sure to fail, they'll yearn & yell/
When they wail Lucifer's return to Hell/
The hawk eye of the Dark Side/
watches you walk by/
With a soft stride/
Your heart hides/
A strong pride/
So he whispers a small lie/
Just enough to get you on his side with arms tied/
They make it look nice, so that's what you think/
But you can't fool the One/
Why you think they love the ice? & the drinks?/
They want to cool the tongue/
Deep in the Nether Realms/
People from the Nether Realms/
Screams in the Nether Realms/
Keep from the Nether Realms/