jedi style
And I ain’t never met a ninja who could take a Jedi down
Jedi’s taking over so just call this Jedi town
When Jedi speaks it’s music to your ears, that’s Jedi sound
Just make sure they put some black jewels in Jedi crown
I run laps ‘round the cosmos
Got my style from God’s flows
Underground like fossils
Underground like foxholes
I got golden tonsils
Steel between my nostrils
I’m growing so colossal
My feet are leaving potholes
I spit it vicious not pernicious
Or malicious or mischievous
Candy kisses from your Mrs.
Ain’t delicious as this bliss is
Superstitious, unambitious,
Narcissistic lyricists
I’m ripping skinless, tell Guinness
I rap in water with the fishes
Hisses!
—HISSSSS!—
I spit venom
Rock fit denim
In the cockpit ‘bout to drop big weapons
Tell ‘em
I’m the black Lennon meets Eminem
Jedi Style (x4)
Intergalactic bombastic
And I’m crushing emcees like I stomp plastic
This is just practice and I’m gon’ rap this Till I got cracked lips so I brought Chap-stick
Lightsaber by my side
Death Vader tryin’ to hide
I’m so wavy with the rhymes
I got sailors trying to ride
Shooting lasers from my eyes
I got razors in my mind
Rap fakers wanna bite
I ate 80 at a time
I spit acid
Teach rap classes
To read my rhyme book you need 3D glasses
I could rap faster than the speed of 3 Flashes
Trying to be like Mike, making 23 classics
So tell the dark side not to test me, yo
‘Cause bro cold like the clothes on a Eskimo
Too easy, like scoring on an empty goal
And this is just the first stage like an embryo