black barz
The Black is coming!/
they done got their hopes up, tell these Jokers that the Bat is coming!/
I got my dawgz with me now these catz is running!/
you'd think the crowd had frogs in it the way I have em jumpin/
So hehe-hehe-haw, that's my sinister laugh/
Don't sleep on me at all, listen till you collapse!/
Beady-bead I'll call the law on your criminal naps!/
Catch heebie-jeebs when my claw strips your villainous mask!/
I'll leave you crying till yo' eyes is bloodshot/
I'm killin' you without rhymes 'bout gunshots/
you silent, standing stiff on the side likes mugshots/
cuz yo' skills can't be identified like sunspots/
It's pitiful, you think you're on a pedestal, baby boy you're on a high chair!/
You only show concern for the cheese like mice tears/
Still find me right there!/
Where?
I told you last album...
"Your worst nightmare!"/
Welcome to my torture chamber/
I'll escort you to the cranium/
Excuse the disorganization of my brain, um/
hold on right quick, I'm gonna scorch the torch then toss the game through a strainer/
then we'll tour the remainder/
In school Jewelz was a unusual cat/
cuz I did nothing but doodle raps/
& if you ask, yes, I still do do raps/
but you dudes spit doo-doo raps!/
They say I lost my noodle, perhaps/
but I'm still the top rhymin' (Top Ramen)/
most wanted like Osama's top bombers!/
So witness the chase! if this is a race, y'all cars crashin'/ my car-dashin' (Kardashian) like Kanye's baby momma!/
Your hearts pump plasma/
my heart pumps magma!/
fire in my bones/
leaving stuff stuck in your brain like I shoved a wire up your nose!/
I spit barz ridiculous/
live for God monogamous but spit barz promiscuous!/
I can't find an emcee who's bold enough to battle Jewelz/
cuz in rap I'm a black belt, 90th degree like the corners of a quadrilateral!/
don't try to talk of coroners cuz I'm not natural!/
Let's say you & your guy choose/
to decide to/ try 'n shoot/ the opposite of white Jewelz/
I'll dip to the side to/ dodge 2/ then slide/ & dive through/ in a spiral/
motion/ & smile at you/ while I'm floatin' by you/ then land behind you/
& cut Satan's ugly head, OFF/
with the double-edge! RAW!/
then watch you grab your tails & run at sonic speed, no hedgehog/
Black Jewelz fears no rap dudes or rap crews/
coming at you new slaves with the rap noose/
I know what they're saying: "here's another black rapper who acts hard"/
no I'm just a black fog who raps hard/
so it's a wrap for you fake rap gods/
& don't say I rap Christian...
say I rap God!/
Call me The Black.
Gone!/